Bloodhound Express is the best!
Snip, snip, clunk.......
Clunk?
"Oh no, I messed up my haircut."
Tomorrow I'm meeting some important friends for the first time in a while.
I wanted to get a nice haircut for the occasion, but this month's paycheck hasn't come in yet, so the salon wasn't really an option.
Then I remembered cutting friends' bangs back in high school and figured — how hard could it be? So I grabbed a pair of office scissors and went at it.
"Total disaster."
After examining the crooked mess at the back of my head with two mirrors, there's no saving this.
To fix this I'd need a salon, but it's the middle of the night and nothing's open. Tomorrow's plans start early in the morning — no time to squeeze in a haircut.
How on earth do I salvage this?
With no solution in sight, I started digging around the internet — and a review post caught my eye.
"Blood Hound Express order review......? Wait, the review has a referral discount code AND a signup coupon? This is totally a lucky find."
Free shipping AND faster-than-light delivery?
I absolutely have to buy from here.
"Let me see, they say they deliver anything, so what should I order? I wonder how much scissors that cut your hair perfectly by themselves would cost."
I figured they'd have something like that in the catalog, and they did — but the number of digits in the price made me rub my eyes.
"One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten-thousand, hundred-thousand, million...?"
Even with free shipping, this is a bit much.......
Maybe instead of cutting, I should go the restoration route.
"How much would a 'grow-grow-hair-hair' shampoo cost?"
Oh, just 30,000 won.
But it's for bald people so they can't guarantee the hair grows back nicely?
Rejected.
If I used that shampoo to grow it back and then cut it myself again, I'd end up right back here. That's just going in circles.
"Groundhog Day! I've come to make a deal!"
With no solution in sight, I was muttering nonsense at my screen while browsing other reviews.
They said you can custom-order items not in the catalog, but I had no sense of what the limits were, so I had no idea what to order.
Scrolling through several posts, I found someone with a story similar to mine.
[I bought new clothes and was cutting the tag off with scissors when I accidentally ripped the outfit — and it was a limited edition, my order was the last one.
But I loved it so much that I really wanted to wear it out tomorrow.
So I ordered from Blood Hound Express and — oh my God — they actually sent me a brand new one of the same outfit!
But here's the weird thing — I removed the tag quite a while after receiving the delivery, right?
So my house smell had soaked into the clothes. But the newly delivered outfit also smelled like my house!
Could it be that Bloody House delivers items from the past......?]
They deliver items from the past? Is that even possible?
But I was desperate, so half-believing, half-doubting, I typed 'a wig identical to my hair before I cut it' into the order field and placed the order.
Well, if it doesn't arrive properly, I'll have no choice but to
'drag my friends to the salon first'
I thought, and laid down to sleep — when someone rang the doorbell.
Wondering if the delivery could have already arrived, I opened the front door and there was a package box.
I split open the box with the big 'Blood Hound' logo and inside was a wig that looked exactly like my hair before I cut it yesterday!
"No way. This actually works?"
What kind of delivery company is this? Do they use magic or something?
I tried on the outfit I planned to wear tomorrow, tied up my butchered hair tightly, and put the wig on neatly over it.
Perfect — exactly the look I had prepared yesterday.
The wig was slightly warm, maybe because it had just been delivered — probably from the packaging, I thought, and brushed it off.
I put the tried-on wig in the closet, lay on my bed, and left a review on Blood Hound.
[The faster-than-light delivery is amazing! Plus my order was absolutely perfect, so I'm giving it 5 stars. Blood Hound is the best!]
