Mumyeong City's Fast Food Chain: Wakja Burger

Among business owners, Mumyeong City is infamous as the graveyard of fast food franchises.

For reasons no one can explain, fast food franchises that thrive everywhere else simply cannot gain a foothold in Mumyeong City. Major chains — Company M, Company L, Company S, and others — have all tried setting up shop, only to close their doors after barely drawing any customers.

Most Mumyeong City residents point to 'Wakja Burger' as the reason.

Wakja Burger is a hamburger franchise that exists only in Mumyeong City. There are seven locations in total. It started as a small burger joint, gained a following, and eventually opened several locations. But the founder loved Mumyeong City so dearly that his dying wish was: 'Wakja Burger must never open a location outside Mumyeong City!' And so, to this day, none ever has.

Because of this, Wakja Burger has become a must-try when visiting Mumyeong City. Some people make the trip just for the burgers. The locals love it so much they won't even glance at other fast food chains.

Wakja Burger's secret lies in its patty.

Made from 27% chicken, 13% beef, and 21% pork, this composite patty has a juiciness and texture unlike anything else. Once you taste it, you will never — not even in death, not even with dementia, not even if your brain is scooped out — forget it. You absolutely cannot forget it. You remember it forever. You simply cannot forget. In fact, the occasional dead person has been known to pop open their coffin lid and come back for a Wakja Burger because they couldn't forget the taste even in death — but that just goes to show how good it is.

Wait, what about the remaining 39%?

Nobody knows. That's Wakja Burger's secret.

There was once a rumor that the missing 39% was human flesh, but after the founder responded with, 'No idiot would grind up meat that tasteless and unsanitary to make hamburgers,' the rumor died pretty quickly. So rest assured — nobody in Mumyeong City is making burgers out of people. It's a city of peace-loving citizens, after all.

A few corporate spies have tried to infiltrate over the years, but since every last one of them went quiet afterward, it seems they failed to crack the secret.

Anyway, if you ever come to Mumyeong City, make sure to try Wakja Burger.

You'll definitely fall in love with the taste.